Dark Horse Arts and Sciences

(Published In The Times Of Nothing, Halloween Edition)

Experienced ghost-hunters are invited from registered, reputed and experienced Ghost-hunting Agencies/ Firms/ Individuals for the following purposes.

1) Catching the stupid and nonsense ghosts lurking around in our colony in the open daylight. (I called them stupid as I think ghosts must show up at night, right? And these ones are coming in the open daylight. Don’t they have any brains? Oh, sorry. How can they have brains when they don’t have a body!)

2) Disposal of that stupid ghost into some bottle or enclosed thing and throw him or her or it or whatever that is to the sea. (like in horror movies). Or you can take it home if you like their company.

3) And remember if you don’t succeed in the job, we will make you one of them; if you know what I mean.

So, you can apply for the above task or job, whatever this is, in our website stupiddarkghosthunters.co.od

Interested bidders may send their resume to the mail address provided in the above website.

Documents Required:

(1) Ghost-hunting license

(2) PAN Card

(3) The candidate must have graduated from anywhere with at least 55% aggregate in ghost-hunting, ghost psychoanalysis and psyche studies. Any deviation from the above criteria, don’t think of applying.

(4) Nationality Certificate (To prove that you’re an Indian, coz I don’t think those fools can understand any foreign language).

(5) Finally, your proof that you are a HUMAN, because last time when I hired a guy for the job, the ghosts began laughing at that guy. Then I realized that they were actually laughing at me as I had hired one of their friends, who was, of course, a ghost). So, I don’t want to face any more embarrassment in front of those fools.

The authority has the right to increase/ decrease/ cancel your fees if you can’t complete the job or leave it in the middle. Because I have seen in the past some guys left the job halfway and some even shit in their pants as the job got scarier and darker. And any action shall not be called for question in any court of law. (I don’t think court will even believe any of this).

Last Date of Registration: Before Next Full Moon (After that they will get stronger, as you know).

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